ishlibidish A walking irony.
A clever suitcase.
A sensible non-sense.
A complex ball of unpredictability.
Welcome to the depths of my brain.
Welcome to my beautiful dumpsite!
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar, and a good woman—or a bad woman. It depends on how much happiness you can handle."

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—GEORGE BURNS